TL;DR: Upgrade your PC or run Windows on your Mac with Windows 11 Pro for $12.97 (MSRP $199) through 4/4.
That’s right: The secret to saving this laptop, and maybe yours too, is Linux.
Video shows bare-metal setup of Microsoft’s 1992 OS on a 2025 system, straight from its floppy install pack.
Consolidation is never a good thing.